Friday, December 31, 2010

COULD-HAVE-BEENS OF 2010’S LAST NIGHT

FOODS ARE ON THE TABLE. READY TO FACE THE BATTLE WHERE EVERY TOOTH UNITES FOR THE LIEUTENANT STOMACH’ S TRIUMPH. ITS EITHER THEY WILL BE CRUSHED GRACEFULLY OR WORST, AWFULLY. (WELL, IT DEPENDS ON THE ORDER OF THE BOSS.)

THOUGH EVERY TUMMY HERE IN THE HOUSE IS SHAKING FOR JOY, MINE IS QUITE LOSING ITS APPETITE. IT IS PROFFESSOR BRAIN WHO IS THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING THAT I COULD DO AT THIS VERY MOMENT. HE’S THINKING ABOUT THE ‘WORHIP BREAKTHROUGH TO 2011’ THAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. HE’S WONDERING IF WHAT COULD BE THE SONG THAT IS PLAYING AND HOW IS IT GOING. HE’S QUITE CRAZY ALREADY, THAT’S WHY HE’S INSTRUCTING MY FINGERS TO TYPE EVERY THING THAT’S INSIDE OF HIM.

POOR PROF. BRAIN. HE’S NOT YET IN SADDEN IN WORSHIPPING GOD AS OF NOW. BUT AS 2010 SAYS GOODBYE AND THE NEW YEAR APPROCHES, HE IMAGINES HIMSELF THAT HE COULD BE A LOT CRAZIER LATER. HE COULD’VE BEEN THERE AT THIS MOMENT. HE’S QUITE BLAMING HIMSELF BECAUSE HE DIDN’T LEAVE A MEMO TO MR. MOUTH AND THE REST OF THE GANG, THAT THEY ARE ABOUT TO TELL TO MY PARENTS ABOUT THIS WORSHIP THING. BUT HE WAS AFRAID THAT THEY WILL NOT ALLOW ME TO ATTEND AND SO HE DECIDED NO TO. ON THE OTHERHAND, HE THINKS THAT HE COULD WORSHIP GOD ON MY BEST HAVEN. “BUT IT WOULD BE THE BEST IF ITS ON THE CHURCH,” SAYS MY MIND.

*SIGNS*AND MR. LUNGS DIDN’T CONTROL HIMSELF NOT TO BLEW THIN AIR FOR HE CAN’T ALREADY EVEN BEAR TO SEE THE SADNESS OF MS. HEART. THIS PRECIOUS RESIDENT OF MINE IS A LITTLE BIT EMOTIONAL AND OFCOUSE SHE’S BEING AFFECTED BY WHAT PROF. OF-EVERYTHING-I-DO DOES. SHE COULD HAVE BEEN POUNDING IN JOY IF MR. MOUTH SINGS THE SONGS THAT HER SISTERS LEFT EAR AND RIGHT EAR LOVE TO HEAR. AND SHE COULD HAVE BEEN HAPPIER IF HER UNCLES; MR. LEFT FOOT AND MR. RIGHT FOOT DANCE. “WOHOAH!” SAYS MY BRAIN.

AND NOW, PROFFESSOR WISHES THAT EVERY RESIDENT WHERE HE IS LIVING IS NOT BLAMING HIM, FOR HE HOPES FOR THE NEXT TIME’S NEW YEAR WORSHIP. “BUT FOR NOW LET US AGAIN UNITE AS WE WELCOME NEW YEAR. THE ENTIRE YEAR OF 2010 BROKE US, FRAILED US, AND TAUGTH US THAT GOD IS MAGNIFICENT THAT HE COULD MAKE US BETTER UNLIKE BEFORE.”

“HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!”